Kärbest ja lest

So there was a fly going thru the sky.

A mite landed on the flys back.

The fly says "are you a mite?"

The mite says "I MITE be"

the fly says "that's gotta be the worst joke I've ever heard"

the mite said "oh cut me some slack will ya, I came up with it on the fly"

Omasooihar Vene bojaar

 - Sergei. 

Ringmajandus

Proovisin oma endise abikaasaga uuesti abielluda.
Aga ta raisk sai aru, et ma tahtsin lihtsalt oma raha tagasi saada.

I tried to remarry my ex-wife..
But she figured out, I was only after my money.

Ettevaatust juhtimisega

Ülemuse matusel kummardub mees kirstu kõrvale ja sosistab:
"noh, kes nüüd kastist väljas mõtleb?"

After my boss died, I attended his wake.
He had an open casket, and I got in line to pay my respects. When it was finally my turn, I knelt down beside the body, and said softly:
“Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?”