Apr 4, 2025
Valgejõe süst ja esimene suplus
Mar 24, 2025
Matkaspordi anekdoot
orig Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1jgujpf/applying_to_work_at_the_sex_shop/
Sisu:
Seksipoe uus müüja müüb järjest maha 20$ eest musta dildo, 20$ eest valge dildo ja 150$ eest poe omaniku termose.
Feb 4, 2025
Õilsad kavatsused
Mees pöördub müüja poole.
- Kas teil poksikindaid on?
- Ei ole.
- Aga ujumisprille?
- Ei ole.
- Aga hoki uiske?
- Ei ole. Meil on üldse alkoholipood.
- Ok. Siis palun üks Pealinna viin.
Müüja läheb viina tooma, samal ajal mees tõstab pilgu üles lae poole ja räägib: "Näed Jumal, ma tahtsin sporti teha, aga no ei ole võimalust!"
Dec 28, 2024
Aastaajad ja koolikatsed
Loo moraal on aga selles, et Vova ei oleks oma elu juba esimese klassi katsetel pekki keeranud, kui ta oleks teadnud, et 1965. aastal kirjutas kantaadi «Aastaajad» Kuldar Sink.
Dec 2, 2024
Mustad täpid
Kostüümipeol on proua, kel ainsaks kehakatteks mustad kindad ja mustad saapad.
"Vabandust, aga keda te kehastate...?"
"Kas see ei ole ilmselge???!? Ma olen poti viis!"
Nov 27, 2024
Magnetstarter (ja jupp ajalugu)
Anekdoot:
Raketibaasis ülevaatus tulemas, kindral inspekteerib. Kihku-kähku tehakse kõik tip-top, aga siis paar tundi enne saabumist tuleb välja, et üks rakett üle värvimata. Pintseldada pole enam aega, üks tüüp võtab värviämbri ja keerab raket tipu peale kummuli, noh et ise nõrgub värv alla. Aga, unustabki selle sinna otsa.
Tuleb kindral, vaatab, näitab ämbrile: "Hmmm.... mis SEE siis on?"
Kohalik jupijumal vastu:"See... eee... on magnetstarter!"
Kindral: "Seda ma näen isegi, et magnetstarter, ärge mind lolliks pidage!!! Aga misjaoks värvimata?!"
Aga selgub, et nali on see vaid poolenisti.
Rakettidel ongi magnetomeetrid.
Facebook:
You can tap a hammer on your screwdriver, a lot of time tho, it will eventually demagnetize it. The concept is that it is magnetized because the atom electron field are aligned, by hamering long enought it will displace the magnetic line randomly thus giving a zero total magnetic field.
Crazy reports were received of Jewish working parties being forced to climb on to V1 bombs prior to launch and using hammers on the hull of the missile. Initially these were dismissed, but after the war it was confirmed that they were degaussing to allow the magnetometer to function so it flew on the correct course!
Oct 13, 2024
Ingli ennik
The angel tells them, "You may ask me any one question, and I will answer it. You may talk amongst yourselves and consider what question you would like to ask."
They immediately begin considering what question they should ask the angel. One proposes they should ask him what the correct religion is. Another suggests they should ask him what moral compass theory is correct.
One philosopher considers asking the angel what the best question to ask is, in hopes that perhaps a second angel will greet them in the future.
They finally settle on this question: What is the ordered pair whose first element is the best question to ask and whose second element is the answer to that question? So they ask this to the angel.
"My dear friends," the angel answers, "the best question to ask is the question you just asked, and the answer to that question is the answer I am currently giving."
And just like that, the angel vanished.
https://markosian.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pq.pdf