Jul 31, 2024

Kaalu jälgimisest

Mees hakkab dieeti pidama, naine kingib talle selle puhul kaalu.
Mees on vaimustuses.

Veidi hiljem.
Mees: "Ma jälgin nüüd mitte ainult oma söömist, vaid ka kakamist - kui palju ma iga kord välja lasen! Nii äge!"
Naine: "Aha, sa siis kaalud end enne ja pärast kempsus käimist ja arvutad kaalu vahe, jah?"
Mees: "Ee... tõesti, saaks ju ka nii..."

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ee9br6/the_scale/

Jul 24, 2024

Rukkileib

Kaks 80+ vanakest istuvad pargipingil.
Üks lõpetas just jooksuringi.
Teine: "kust sa küll selle energia võtad?"
Esimene: "ma söön palju rukkileiba, see annab jõudu, ja aitab naistega ka".

Teine vana läheb sirgelt poodi ja ostab viis pätsi rukkileiba.
Poetädi: "kuulge, see läheb teil ju kõvaks."
Vana: "kurat küll, kuidas saab olla, et kõik peale minu teavad seda nippi."

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Old guys in the park

Two older guys were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him how he managed to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stopped the bakery. As he was looking around,the cashier asked if he needed any help. He said, @Do you have any rye bread?"*l

She said, “Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

“I want 5 loaves." he answered.

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard."

Shocked, the old man replied, “I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me!"