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Kronjalt:

- kuidas tunned end?
- nagu tampax. õiges kohas valel ajal..

Valus lugu välikäimlaga

Eit: Taat, mine paranda välipeldik ära.
Taat: meie välipeldik on ju korras.
Eit: No mine vaata igaks juhuks üle. 
Taat jalutab õuele peldikusse, vaatab ringi. Peldik on täiega korras.
Taat hõikab tuppa: meie peldik on täiega korras!
Eit hõikab üle õue: nüüd pista pea august sisse!
Taat: miks ma peaks pea august sisse pistma? haiseb ju!
Eit: pista-pista, siis näed!
Taat pistab pea august sisse, vaatab ringi - peldik on ka altpoolt täiega korras.
Taat (summutatult): meie peldik on ka altpoolt täiega korras!
Eit: oh, ju ma siis eksisin, vabandust.

Möödub veidi aega.

Taat (endiselt summutatult): ma ei saa pead välja! habe jäi laudade vahele prakku kinni!
Eit: valus, mis?


Originaal
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is; now git out there and fix it."
So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,"Ma - There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Ma - Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?"