"Eile õhtul sain üle tüki aja keppi. Plika kiitis mu päevitanud nokut ja mul polnud julgust öelda, et see on lihtsalt roostes."
"After a looooong dry spell, I finally got lucky yesterday. When my date complimented me on having a suntanned penis, I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was actually rust."
